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Why using fake pee for drug test is the easiest way

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As  I mentioned in my previous article, synthetic urine is the way to go if you have an upcoming urine drug test, honestly thats the safest and easiest way. There are various detox products, such as drinks and pills, and they supposed to clean your system permanently, but I highly doubt that these work at all.

Its also important to mention if you choose the detox route, you will have to give up smoking.

Benefits Of Using Fake Pee For Dug Test

Even if you use a cleansing drink what mask toxins in your system (not real detox!!) you still have to stop smoking weed/ using drugs a couple of days before the drug test. If you choose synthetic urine, you dont have to change your habits, you can even smoke weed on the way to the testing lab.

Using fake pee for drug test is easy, just buy a high quality synthetic urine such as Sub solution and you are good to go.

On my youtube channel I often recieve very dumb comments, this is one of them:

“Yeah you should be gucci, I recommend you avoid the at home drug test kits and go to a actual Health care center to see if you can pass somewhere mid December. Also don’t work out 2 days before your test, the day of the test drink a fuckton of water, make a “masking” drink which is (follow the directions EXACTLY as I write it) 2500mg of creatine monohydrate, 60g of sugar or 1/3 cup or 5 tablespoons, 16 oz of water, 20mg of b2 vitamins crushed up and whatever flavoring you want, no caffeine.

I prefer to warm up the water so the stuff can disolve easily. You should probably make 2 of these and drink em 1 hour before your test. Piss 2-3 times before, pound down more water. What it will do is basically make you piss diluted, yellow, nutrient filled urine(so the test wont be dilution or inconclusive). The drink works best 1-3 hours after you take it. Best of luck bro.”

So this guy is bascially give you a recepie of a detox drink what he created, seriously, you do not need to be a chef to pass a drug test. Whats the easier way, cooking a home made detox drink or using fake pee for drug test?

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Worst Synthetic Urine Brands

There are a few synthetic urine on the market what are heavily marketed, but not so good quality, here is my avoid at all cost list:

  • Superhero
  • Agent X Synthetic urine
  • P Sure synthetic urine
  • Magnum
  • U pass
  • Xstream synthetic urine
  • Urine Luck

You can read more on this website about using fake pee for drug test. Its a great review site and they go through on everything, basically everything you need to know about synthetic urine. Before purchasing fake pee for drug test, always check out some synthetic urine reviews.

There are tons of review websites, blogs, youtube videos and facebook groups related to drug testing, in these days its really easy to find reliable information online. Be careful with sites that promote something, they can be quite misleading.

 

When NOT To Use Synthetic Urine

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There are a couple of synthetic urine on the market what will help you go thrugh a urine drug test, however there are some brands what are no good anymore, they used to have good reputation, but their company decided not to update their formula, what worked back in 2010 probably doesn’t work in 2017 anymore.

Old, But Bad Quality Synthetic Urine Brands

Things have changed, drug tests became much more sophisticated than before, so mark my word, do not buy any synthetic urine which wasn’t updated this year, as I mentioned in my previous article the best ones: Sub Solution and Quick Fix both have been updated and they contain every chemical what are required to pass a urine drug test in 2017.

Monkey Whizz can also be an option and the forth best option is SynthetX5 fake urine, but I would only advise you these brands if Sub Solutionand Quick Fix are not available. Its a good idea to buy 2-3 bottles in advance, who knows when will you need it again, not to mention Sub Solution has a buy 3 get 4 promo going on.

If the test is supervised than I wouldn’t recommend to use synthetic urine. Supervised means someone will escort you to the testing room and stand right behind you while you are peeing. There are some devices for this situation, such as synthetic urine belts, The Monkey donk from the manufacturer from Monkey Whizz synthetic urine, and of course the most famous one, the Whizzinator, what I honestly wouldn’t recommend for anyone.

Whizzinator Synthetic urine Belt Review

Don’t use the wizzinator. The dick is way too shiny and just looks fake. Any real drug test supervisor will spot it. If you get the one without the fake dick, you might be able to fool them by practicing in front of a mirror.

I sewed the tubing into the elastic of an old pair of boxers. The tube was positioned under my actual dick, and I pulled the elastic down over my junk, rather than using the hole. If you practice you can learn to operate the clamp silently. But honestly, if you are going through this much trouble, you might want to start asking yourself why you feel the need to stay high all the time, even when the stakes are so high.

The conclusion is to do not use synthetic urine for supervised drug test. These devices are overpriced, especially the whizzinor and you need a nervs of steel to pull this trick. Synthetic urine works very well if you are alone in the room and you can set the temperature comfortably.

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Always use the trusted brands with lots of positive feedback

As I mention I perfer Sub Solution and Quick fix synthetic urine, because their manufacturer keep updating the formula and they are basically undetectable for a standard urine test. However there are some really bad quality brands what are available everywhere and they

Detox drinks or synthetic urine for drug test

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There are a lot o debate on how to pass a drug test as fast and as easy as possible, there are various methods to trick the system, most of them never worked and some are just pure scam.

When I am saying scam I am talking about „total detox friend” scammy program, which claims to et you clean within a few hours.

All you have to do is to pay some money and they will contact you on phone and tell you how to pass any drug test. Sounds legit right?

Marijuana Cleansing drinks that I DON’T recommend

There are also a a lot of low quality detox drinks and pills. Herbal clean premium detox, Qcarbo, Ultimate gold, Magnum detox drink, Total stealth detox, pure detox, etc…the list is very long. These products are low quality and they dont work.

The basic concept is they  try to get you clean naturally (exercise, drink water, alter your lifestyle, stop smoking) and by the time the detox program is done, you will be clear naturally (unless you are a hardcore smoker), these pills doesn’t have anything to do with the cleansing process, its just a bullshit supplement. When you see „two weeks detox program” do not even keep reading, its a scam.

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Recommended Detox drinks for drug test

However there are some great quality detox drinks on the market, such as Rescue clenase, Absiolute Detox, Xxtra Clean or Mega clean.

These detox drinks for drug test will get you clean for about 5 hours. During that time you should submit your urine sample and it will be clean of toxins. Make sure you follow their instructions, because if you do not do it right, traces of drug metabolites still can remain in your pee, and even its just a little, you will fail your drug test.

These cleansing drinks costs around 40-60 dollars. Do not buy the cheapest one, you will get what you pay for. Mega clean with cleansing pills for instance costs 69$but it also contains Pre rid detox pills, with this combo you will pass your test guaranteed. But if you buy Mega clean in your local smoke shops for 30$ without the pills, your chances are much slimmer.

Personally, I would only recommend drug detox drinks if the test is supervised and you can not use synthetic urine for drug test. If there is no one else in the room (they will let you know earlier) then always go with synthetic urine.

What are the best synthetic urine brands for drug test

There are many synthetic urine brands on the market and I guess you figured out that many of them are low quality. They basicaly give you some yellow coored water with some added artifical chemicals, but those fake urine samples are nowhere near to real human urine, thats why its importat to learn what are the best synthetic urine brands and how to use them to pass any urine test easily.

The Number 1 synthetic urine

My choice when it comes to synthetic urine is always sub solution. This is the highest quality stuff on the market. It contains almost every chemicals like real human urine, but it doesnt contain artificial stuff like biocide (recently many labs started to check for Biocide in urine sample) if you used a low quality urine brand like Agent X or Magnum, then you will most likely fail.

Sub solution doesn’t contain biocide its good because recently some lab test for this specific chemicals only (they know most synthetic urine contains it) if they don’t find it in your sample and the temperature is good then you passed that test. Its that easy. Synthetic urine still works in 2017 and it will work in the upcomin years.

Second best fake pee for drug test

My second choice is the very popular Quick fix, they did their homework and added every essential chemicals to their latest updated formula, the only problem is I am not sure if they aware of this biocide issue or not. If you don’t have time to order Sub Soution, then always go with Quick Fix. Its costs around 40$ and available in most headshops.

I would recommend synthetic urine over detox drinks, because its much much safer and much easier, detox drinks come handy when the test is supervised, but other than that, I wouldn’t recommend them.

One more word about home remedies for drug test. I would personally would never use them, why?

Because I already know what works and what doesn’t

Because there is no exact directions to any method, our body is different what might work for you might doesn’T work for others. Our body is different and it reacts differently for everything.

Certo Method’s success ratio is far from good, I know one guy who works in a lab and he told me that they catch certo users on daily basis. The traces of certo (sure jell) can be found in urine. These guys in the lab are not stupid. If your job is on the line do not risk, always go with the safest option.

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